Larchmont District: Oh, The Trees

As any happening district must, Larchmont is peppered with non-pepper trees of an arty and artistic nature.  And you know what that means:  ROOTS!  And BRANCHES!  And tree trimming!  And root trimming!  And so, forthwith:

Roots.  These are those destructive type trees, so you need to be on top of them, trimming the roots or you get sidewalk heave and that means: LAWSUITS and that means: LAWYERS.

Enough branches to shake a stick at.  As the song puts it: one more leading nowhere, just for show.

The whole tree and nothing but the tree, so help me.

Shaggy.  Auditioned for the part in Scooby-doo.  Made the first call backs, but Matthew Lillard could better chase after Scooby.

Underneath this tree lies a hoard of buried treasure.  Or perhaps a batch of alien eggs.  Trees need better labels.