Signs of Canyon High

High schools are complex institutions and suffer from their very own blessing of signs.

High school students and their captors are capable of reading very complex and irrelevant signs.  Personally, I've never owned a valid permit, nor have I ever parked a school bus in this particular lot.

And especially no chewing tabacky while skateboarding on your bicycle.

It's been a long time in hanging there, and this sign is just about ready to be put out to pasture, pard.

Stopping.  We mean it.

Students are ok.  It's just the acts of dropping them or picking them up that is verboten.

Morp.  It's a real problem.  Fortunately it's past now.